Eyewash, irreverence and a Bruce Springsteen concert: on the road with a pioneering performance poet
- Written by Craig Billingham, Lecturer, Creative Writing, UNSW Sydney
The Tour is Pi O’s verse diary about a small group of Australian poets who take their wares on the road in North America in the mid-1980s, sponsored by the Literature Board and the Guggenheim Foundation. This came to be known as “The Dirty T-Shirt Tour”, because Pi O’s dress and personal hygiene were questioned by the other members of the group, including the tour organiser.
According to Pi O’s account, the motivating factors in this singling out were race and snobbery, or race-snobbery – compounded by a sneering attitude towards performance poetry, of which Pi O was a pioneer.
Review: The Tour – Pi O (Giramondo)
Even before leaving Australia, Pi O is conflicted:
so what’s a nice Anarchist Greek Poet like me doing (goingto the States) on Guggenheim money????
It’s a question that needed asking.
When i told Jas about it,he said it was a two-prong problem: If you…. don’tmake it, all you’re doing, is catering to an Elite i.e. Bohemians… etcan’ if you do, then you’ve SOLD OUT! Damned if you do and damned if you don’t.
AMERICA: You’re becoming a headache! Hope Ronald Reagan dies before i get there!
This is not Pi O’s only pre-tour concern. He needs to apply for a passport, which, when it arrives, does so in an envelope that contains
a pamphlet from the Australian Tourist Commissionentitled: MAKING FRIENDS FOR AUSTRALIA.
I don’t think The Tour nominates the year of the tour for which it is named, but the pamphlet and its contents are straight out of 1984. The propaganda is astonishing:
… it listed all the things i could tell the Americanse.g. the kinds of facts one absolutely ((((((needs)))))) to know;that there are 136 million sheep in Australia and 95 million head ofcattle; And on the touchy Question of our 1.2% ofthe population (that just happen to be BLACK) i was to say (assuminganyone was listening) that the “transition from Tribal pastto political and social equality was accelerating”.
Following the result of the Voice referendum on October 15, one suspects that offering such self-appraisals while overseas will be met with derision. The notion that Australians should ((((((trumpet)))))) untruthfulness remains offensive.
To misquote a line from Seinfeld: “that eyewash just ain’t making it”.
Page and stage
Pi O is also worried about the exchange rate. The Australian dollar, floated in 1983, is performing badly against the greenback (it drops “to an all-time low … from 67.45c to 64.1)”, a circumstance with which those travelling from Australia to the United States in 2023 will be familiar.
There are other striking historical coincidences between then and now. Before leaving his beloved Melbourne, first for Sydney and Wellington, and then onwards to Los Angeles, Pi O attends a Bruce Springsteen concert, coming to the realisation that
Ronald Reaganmay have sent Bruce & the Boys over to placate us (overNew Zealand’s anti-Uranium policy and our resistance to the MXmissile project) – Who knows?! – (I wouldn’t put itpast ‘em!)